Albert Einstein – About Albert Einstein and the antics of his three nephews, Hughlich, Dewlich and Loulich (a parody of Huey, Duey and Louie from Walt Disney's Ducktales). Initially presented as bimbo/ dumb blonde caricatures but in recent years the strip has primarily served as a satire of social networking sites and text messaging.

At some point, a person will make an innocent remark which makes Vern shoot the person in the head believing he is the police (while shouting something along the lines of "No bastard copper's gonna take me alive! Cindy Francis and her Kitty Cat Majorettes - A woman who thinks she has trained a team of cats to perform as majorettes. Darling is depicted as an exaggerated parody of old-school British Shakespearian stage actors: pompous, bombastic, profligate and pretentious in his use of literary quotes, and habitually referring to famous, real-life actors in familiar terms (such as "Dear old Larry" for Sir Laurence Olivier). He gets Jethro to stop the car while he drives out in front, then with Jethro on board he drives away very slowly, with a sign saying 'No Overtaking for the Next 25 miles' showing in the last frame. The Wing Commander casually strolled over and pricked up his ears just as Paddy said, "And there I was, with barely enough fuel to make it back to the airfield, when I suddenly spotted these three Fokkers diving down at me out of the sun.

Hen Cabin – A takeaway run by two scruffy, dishonest men who cut corners by making their takeaways from chicken utterly unfit for consumption or using easily obtained birds (such as pigeons or in one episode, seagulls! The strip is a satire of, or homage to, the popular football comics of the 1960s and 1970s such as Roy of the Rovers, and also satirises topical football incidents. There were these people and there names were Shut-up crap and manners they driving down a highway and were speeding crap seen something out the window and jumped to get it so manners went after him so shut-up was all alone. If you don’t know what Morris dancing is, imagine eight guys from the KKK got lost, ended up at gay pride and just tried to style it out. He is eventually freed by two archaeologists but the stink is so atrocious that he advises them 'I'd leave it for ten minutes if I were you!

On one occasion, after failing to convert a single person all day he hung himself (though this did not stop him reappearing alive in a new strip a few months later). He accidentally stops a fleeing robber (who crashes his getaway vehicle, distracted by the space hopper) and wins an award from the police. The girl attempts to raise the alarm, but is trapped by the homicidal ghost of Rudolf Nureyev, with the strip abruptly ending on an explanation that had it continued she would have been miraculously rescued by police in a submarine. Maxwell spends most strips making increasingly futile attempts to appear in the Guinness World Records, only to end up in a bad situation where he inadvertently gets his wish: such as falling into the world's longest coma, getting the longest ever prison sentence, or breaking the record for "the world's daftest cunt". The major's personality and manner is similar to that of earlier Viz characters, including the early Billy Britain and Victorian Dad.They once received a booby prize at the Critics' Awards for bringing the reputation of critics into disrepute for writing a review that was not only positive, but actually made sense! g. David Bowie, The Bee Gees, Rod Stewart, Diana Ross and the Supremes or "the surviving members of Queen", who are shown launching more successful small-scale scams of their own, often singing iconic lines from their own songs.

Fat Sod – a one-off greedy character who steals a large pie from the windowsill of one Farmer Palmer (possibly the same character described above, despite physical dissimilarity), only to be ruthlessly shot dead and baked in a pie by Palmer, who hides inside the false pie initially stolen to do so.

The station has apologised, saying only one of the leaders is a person who behaves in an autocratic way. She discovers that the establishment is part of an elaborate scheme to send the borstal inmates to a zoo as food for tigers. Flash Harry – a man who is constantly trying to indecently expose himself to women but regularly fails. The Conference Kids - two children who work with their father in organising business conferences on mundane subjects. He ends up throwing them into some man's car and gets ten pounds from him and then flies away using his balls as a helicopter to escape a bully.

Diane Abbott and Costello – A strip where Diane Abbott and Lou Costello are guest presenters of Question Time, but argue over the seating plan, with Costello constantly misunderstanding Abbott's instructions in the style of his famous routine Who's on First? They approach the gate and the Marine Guard walks up to the driver's window, and taps on it with his nightstick. Albert O' Balsam and his Magic Hat – A man who claims his hat has magic powers, but who annoys everyone he sees. After being advised to put trade tariffs on China and aluminium, Donald Trump said he’d heard of China but which continent was Aluminium on? Incontinent Boxing Tortoise Hero – a senile old man who believes he is a superhero with tortoise-themed powers.

Corky the Twat - a cat that is hired by Viz to get up to amusing comic-style antics and make readers laugh. The artists they admire are all fictional but are clearly inspired by real-life artists such as Damien Hirst and Tracey Emin. This causes trouble for his grandson Mickey, whose mother refuses to acknowledge Grandpa's obvious insanity.