I tip my hat to this person, because I’m 5’8” with long legs and there’s absolutely no way I’m going to have the height to pull this one off: can’t dildo comfortably with my office desk. You better believe that the first thing I was excited about when I saw this bathroom was this strip of wall (see the pic above). We strapped the container to the end of the bed with a bungee cord and it works great for pigroasting position. The longest silicone dildo I know of that isn’t big in girth too is the VixSkin Slim, in case you’re needing extra length. Turning off the personalised advertising setting won’t stop you from seeing Etsy ads, but it may make the ads you see less relevant or more repetitive.

Thin-strip-of-wall dildo usage has the advantage of letting you bend your knees to really thrust, without making you arch your shoulders back.

Like I said in the positioning section above, if you try to use a dildo on a flat wall while facing the wall, you’ll have to arch your shoulders back and thrust your pelvis forward if you want any kind of angle. My best dildo-on-flat-wall experiences have been with upward-curving dildos or long, flexible dildos, so the toy hits the right spots for me.

If you’re using your wall-mounted suction cup dildo anally, of course you’ll be facing away from it. Finding the right suction cup dildo position can be a real challenge (especially if you’re not as young as you used to be ☺). Silicone is the only safe, easy to clean option for long-term use when we’re talking about suction cupped toys.

Plus, the door has to be sturdy enough that you don’t break the “wood” (or whatever kind of imitation-wood material, in my house’s case) or tear the door off the hinge. Plus, then I get to feel the squishiness of some of my softer silicone; the Tantus Vamp Super Soft and the VixSkin Johnny stand out here. Maybe I’m using the wrong kind of chair, though—the ones from my kitchen table are wide and so not comfortable to wrap my legs around. Vertical: With a suction cup dildo on a flat vertical surface (like a wall), you only have two options for vaginal use: you face the dildo or you turn your ass toward it. So I’ve given dildo-in-shower usage a 4-out-of-5 rating vaginally, but your shower’s specific configuration makes a big difference.