the reason why im on because i want to price the fleshlight and look that up i might buy one in a year or two dont know dont kare for now Introducing the patent-pending Clone-A-Pussy+ Plus Sleeve Kit, the original vulva asting kit with attachable masturbation sleeve! This review takes a different path than my usual ones because the Clone a Pussy kit carries a more overt significance and symbolism to it as opposed to modern sex toys, which can certainly carry the same cultural weight, but not as much. In my youth I struggled with how my vulva looked as it was different from those I had seen in magazines and porn (remember this was the pre-internet age) and so for a long time I thought that there was something wrong with mine. Obviously I was wrong as everyone’s vulva is unique and that is to be celebrated. Press the mould against your vulva. Try to keep it as level as you can by bending forward. I sat with my bum on the edge of the bath with my legs open and held it tightly against my vulva, it’s a bit messy as some of the alginate will be extruded and end up on the floor, ignore it as it peels off once set. I have weak wrists and struggled with holding it tightly against my vulva but I did manage to do so for the four minutes.

Full instructions are included, but the basic process is simple, mix up the molding powder and water in a bowl, and pour into the molding container. The natural algae-based molding powder clones the shape of your/their vulva. Next, pour the combined contents of both jars of silicone mix into the mold and wait for everything to set. Success! Once it's all set, you can fix your brand new Clone-A-Pussy over the entrance to the stroker sleeve. A clear donut ring helps hold it in place, if need be. Well actually my boyfriend did. His response to my surprise was ‘Errr, it’s always looked like that?’ There is no question that society at large places unrealistically high expectations on women when it comes to such qualities like beauty, confidence and behaviours. A significant part of this comes from our social media, Hollywood, male-dominated power structures and taboos surrounding sex and overall pleasure. Picture this: it's a rainy afternoon and you've done all the productive, responsible stuff you can think of doing for the day (if you're into that sort of thing). You can't go outside without rain gear and you're getting a little bored with whichever series you've been streaming. Then, inspiration hits! You catch your partners eye, reach into your favorite hiding spot, and pull out the brand new Clone-A-Pussy Plus. Boredom averted! If you decide to give it a go yourself, I would suggest that you wait until there is not a single person in the house, nor likely to be for a good hour.

The moulding process is utterly undignified – you basically fill a small plastic bedpan with alginate and press it up against your nether regions.

Before you begin, be sure to read the instructions thoroughly because once you get started, the process is very time sensitive. I recommend that you read through it once in detail, and then start the process with the instructions guiding you. Complete with simple instructions, your cloned vagina is ready in 24 hours! Be prepared for some messy fun and this is a perfect way to spend a Sunday afternoon…

The Clone A Pussy Hot Pink kit comes in a plain white box surrounded by a cardboard sleeve featuring the brand name and a description of the contents. You slide the box out of this sleeve and then open the sleeve up as the instructions are written on the inside of it in English, German, French and Spanish. Read them thoroughly as once you start the cloning process you are on a strict and very harsh timescale for the first part of it so you can’t afford to hang around reading the instructions. Which in reality means long enough to get major arm ache, along with pins and needles from kneeling on the floor.