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His brags were generally pretty pedestrian - about having had two women at once while on holiday in Italy, having been involved in a criminal gang, coming from a rough family with criminal connections in a rough part of town - the classic things people with very little imagination tend to spew out. Try and get her to dump this loser, he sounds like the very unscenic route to an unhappy marriage and divorce. We had another one in our life through my dad who is 50 still living with his mum no job and full of it.
The time he went to a petrol station on foot, drank petrol direct from the pump and went blind for half an hour. My friend's uncle reckoned he'd spent a load of time in a French monastery (he may well have been in prison, or working in Salford). had a Nintendo but you couldn't come round and play on it because he accidentally blew it up after he beat Super Mario 3.Last day of term came and he claimed to have a back injury and let us watch The Neverending Story instead. He has a job but my friend now has constant money issues as he earns such a pittance he his a hidrence on her finances. However, after co-writing this book, I finally realised one thing-I had barely even seen the 'tip of the iceberg' .
He said he was then rushed into a blacked-out SUV and taken back to the 5-star hotel where they were staying and told by authorities never to mention it again. For the first couple of weeks (during my handover) he was late by about 10 – 15 minutes each day and when I eventually confronted him about this, he insisted that he was late because he had to be up at 5am each day to do his Olympic swimming training. On Christmas morning I came into work for a few hours to get out from under my wife’s feet but for some reason that annoyed her. Seriously, this wanker said, and I quote: " As a matter of fact, I did the Ali/Frazier Rumble In The Jungle. Not a criticism in the slightest because this subject always weaves gold, but I remember we've had a few threads on this subject over the years and some of the contents that stick in my mind and that particularly made me howl out loud were some kid at someone's school claiming he was going to be in the next Shrek film "as the donkey's cousin" and some fella someone got talking to on a train who had a whole litany of fibs falling from his cake hole throughout the journey, there was like a bulletpoint list, but the main one I remember was that this guy had claimed he'd written every song by Duran Duran.About three days into his “holiday” he was spotted standing at a bus stop in town by a friend who was on a passing bus – having briefly made eye contact, the bullshitter made a pitiful attempt at hiding by sloooowly stepping behind a post box. As previously I've found when people have the billy bullshit trait if you don't enable them and feed off there lies then they don't bother with you. I’m pretty sure that at some point in our lives we’ve all told our boss that we were late because of traffic or leaves on the line rather than admit the truth; that we slept in…and how many times have you told a friend or colleague that you like their outfit or haircut when in reality you weren’t that keen?
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