First Name * Please enter a First Name Please enter a valid First Name, the maximum length is 50 characters. Size matters…but only when it comes to what mug to put your tea in and we’ve got the perfect mug for you. Etsy’s 100% renewable electricity commitment includes the electricity used by the data centres that host Etsy.

New: A brand-new, unused, unopened and undamaged item in original retail packaging (where packaging . However, upon closer inspection, your guests will discover a playful twist – a pattern of micro penises that adds a humorous and unexpected element to their sipping experience.The amount of customs duty and VAT to be paid will be assessed at the point of entry of the destination country. Please note that this just relates to gifts sent directly from Scribbler HQ and not those marked as being fulfilled by a partner supplier. To enable personalised advertising (like interest-based ads), we may share your data with our marketing and advertising partners using cookies and other technologies. Turning off the personalised advertising setting won’t stop you from seeing Etsy ads, but it may make the ads you see less relevant or more repetitive.

From the proud and majestic to the downright quirky, you'll start your day with a chuckle and maybe even a blush.

All our products are hand-picked by a team of gifting experts with over 30 years experience in sourcing and selecting fantastic presents. In Scribbler's bid to stay green, we are proud to state that the packaging we use to post our gifts is completely eco-friendly and recyclable* - yes, even those pesky fill chips! These 4 or 5-star reviews represent the opinions of the individuals who posted them and do not reflect the views of Etsy. All you have to do is decide what style of penalty you want to try - cheeky panenka or the run, skip and shoot favoured by Jorginho and Bruno Fernandes? It's the perfect gift for your friends with a sense of humour as big as their morning caffeine cravings.

Swigging on mead and planning their next plunderous voyage while beating each other up for the fun of it and bellowing drinking songs 'til dawn. com, the Sell on Etsy app, and the Etsy app, as well as the electricity that powers Etsy’s global offices and employees working remotely from home in the US. Once you've purchased this item, simply look out for the Feefo feedback form, that'll be sent close to the estimated arrival date and then submit your thoughts to appear here!Don't let its primitive roots fool you, this curvaceous goblet is significantly classier than your average carved cow horn, it's made from soda-lime glass and holds up to 480ml of your finest ale or mead. If you're looking for a unique, fun and exciting gift that's a little left of centre then you've come to the right place! Represent your mini member proudly by drinking your morning brew from this mug that’s absolutely covered in them. Big barbarian banquets in front of a roaring fire, feasting on legs of mutton with their bare hands. And don’t worry - you won’t have to make a ball out of scrunched-up paper, because the mug comes with its own miniature football.