Why did the pharmacist become a professional wrestler? He loved the idea of administering body slams. A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She asked if there was something which she could help the gentleman with.

A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple of days before the cruise, the travel agent calls and says that the cruise has been canceled, but she can get them on a three-day cruise instead. The guy agrees and goes to the pharmacy to buy three Dramamine and three condoms. The pony walked into the pharmacy, asking for sore throat medication. "I'm a little hoarse," he said.

I’m going to have to work overtime to get these prescriptions filled,” said Tom, sleeplessly. Contradictory Cures: Oxymoronic Pharmacy Puns

Why did the pill go to school early? It wanted to get a head start on learning about “table” manners

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I am sure these jokes and puns must have lightened your mood and also have brought some humor to your life. Hey! You said that you never closed on Sundays, but when I came around yesterday, you were closed! What gives?” I tried to buy some vitamins from the pharmacy, but I couldn’t find them anywhere – they were vitamissing. What did the pharmacist say to the bee who wanted some medicine? Buzz off – it’s prescription only.