With that being said, please don’t assume your kids “know their ABC’s” just because they know how to sing the song. This classic rhyme is fun for kids. They can learn clapping games and even mime making their own cakes. Paul Curtis's 21st century nursery rhymes are traditional English nursery rhymes reworked for a contemporary audience. The collection includes funny nursery rhyme parodies, together with one or two poems that are either quite rude or distinctly dirty, depending upon your sensitivities in such matters. 21st Century Nursery Rhymes # 1 Have three of the players from each group write a new rhyming line on a piece of paper to replace the original second line (for example, "You look like a beautiful sparkly car.") A skit is very short play, usually performed in an informal setting. A skit requires very few props and little preparation. Skits are used in schools, at camp, in work- related conferences and conventions, and many other venues.

Recite the nursery rhyme in full once, then repeat only the first line ("Twinkle twinkle, little star.")If you hit me, you will get expelled. Go ahead.”The two boys begin to circle each other. When Bobby manages to get behind Bully Butch, he grabs him around the waist and hangs on. Bully Butch tries to shake Bobby off, but cannot do so. The other kids find this hilarious and start laughing.

Television The ‘Television’ section contains all of our articles related to the small screen. We have a very wide range of content – there’s a strong 80s focus with trivia on EastEnders and Grange Hill, but you can also find articles on popular contemporary TV programmes such as Breaking Bad and The Sopranos. If you fancy something a bit more niche then don’t worry – we’ve also got plenty of content on cult hits such as Twin Peaks, The X-Files and Quantum Leap. Happy hunting! This poem is also a firm favourite amongst the children in the ‘Fun With Poetry’ assemblies that I have run in primary schools, and resulted in inspiring another poem entitled “Mary had Another Lamb”. Both poems are in my book “The Good, The Mad and the Ugly” The best nursery rhymes can help lull kids to sleep, as with “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star,” or get them laughing. They let kids play with language and humor, from the cryptic rhymes of old to catchy contemporary songs and poems. We combed through more than a hundred nursery songs to find some funny rhymes that will make your kids giggle. Get ready to sing, whisper, and shout your way through these dozen nursery rhymes for kids. 1. Wheels on the Bus

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One person enters the area looking up. A second person enters, observes the first, and looks up also.