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Adj. Having a penile erection on awaking in the morning; a common symptom of having a full bladder. Vrb phrs. To spoil someone's enjoyment or plans, to ruin a good situation for someone. E.g."I don't want to piss on your chips mate but your new car is older than it looks and has a badly rusted chassis." [Orig. U.S.]

Noun. 1. A carbonated drink, like cola. Originally from when such drinks utilized corks or bottle stoppers, thus going pop on opening. {Informal} Noun. A period spent in prison. E.g."So what's happened in the outside world since I've been doing porridge?" Noun. A police officer. From a character in Noddy, a series of children's books written by Enid Blyton in the 1950s. He goes on to comment how sad it is that castrati cannot ‘chime and ring their bells’ to celebrate the arrival of sweet Spring.

Noun. Amyl or butyl nitrate. A medicinal heart stimulant taken recreationally by smelling its vapours for its pleasurable 'rush' and also its orgasm enhancing qualities. Very common on the gay scene and in the drug stimulated club scene. Verb. 1. Of machinery, to go wrong, to malfunction. E.g."The washing machine is playing up again so one of you will have to go to the laundrette." {Informal} Vrb Phrs. To beat someone to the finish by a small margin. Also pip someone to the post. {Informal}

Noun. Alcohol. Usually heard in questions such as "What's your poison?", meaning "What would you like to drink?"Something that is excellent or outstanding. E.g."It was worth paying twice the entry fee just to see that purler of a goal." [Orig. Aust.] Adj. 1. Used as an intensifier. E.g." Has the cat crapped under the bed? There's a proper stink in the bedroom." {Informal}